Band on the run
Normally I’d say something sarcastic, like, gee no windscreen on the kick mic? But you have to give it up for these guys who quite literally take it on the road.
I guess my next question would be, where do you keep the roadie?
No pain no gain
As you might remember, I am a fitness guru. If by fitness I mean bending my arm to three fingers of single malt Scotch to my greeting lips, then, yeah. The guru part, well, that’s just for laughs. More important is that women need to stay fit. Seriously, just because you got your man doesn’t mean you should let that tramp stamp drag to your heels. Ladies, get with the program. Okay here’s a little video that will help motivate, er, get you to, um, maybe I’ll watch it instead.
I really need to brush up on my Japanese. The end.